Gray Hair Has Me Feeling Like Barking For Real. Gnawing Through Steel. I Could Shatter Several Panes

@ the Gildharts

sure, you may be verified. you may be twice verified. but are you verified. in the eyes of the GODS?!?

and i will eat it up every time

jac schaeffer in 2021: what if I make a banging show about a false reality where the setting and costumes are different every episode and everyone thinks that agatha harkness is manipulating the whole thing but the false reality was actually created completely by accident by someone named maximoff which I will heavily hint throughout the show but it will still be a shock to everyone when it's revealed

jac schaeffer in 2024: what if I do it again

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

made by yours (un)truly

dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again

annabeth saying zeus will never let percy leave olympus alive and percy replying "I'm done running from monsters" like the line between gods and monsters is completely blurred

I'm GAGGED they GAGGED ME

Can’t believe I ran into the infamous Barron Weezer DS post like 2 years later

yall i gotta play a game of dnd before the pcs in my brain break out and wreak havoc