Just The Sweetest Thing I've Ever Seen.

Some people are really out here doing God's work

A corrupt CIA agents au 2.0 

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OMG

[Art] Desecration is the smile on my face

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63909556

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Fandoms: Fresh (2022) The Gray Man (2022) Relationship: Lloyd Hansen/Steve Kemp Additional Tags: Serial Killers, Murder, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, dead bodies, stucky au, Implied Cannibalism, Mild Gore, Psychopaths In Love, Art, Digital Art, Fanart, Murder Husbands, Crazy In Love, Implied/Referenced Torture, Failed Escape Attempts, Dismemberment

Summary:

Never in the wrong time or wrong place Desecration is the smile on my face

Notes: For @readmymindao3 🖤 Inspired by The House Always Wins by Read_My_Mind

I have been wanting to do these two for ages. Couldn't have found better inspiration. Loosely inspired by Read_My_Mind's enthralling series, Married to Chaos. And for @dark-stucky ‘s Bucky’s Birthday Bash(ing). Prompts: Steve Kemp-inspired!Bucky/Lloyd Hansen-inspired!Steve Other characters played by Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan Cannibalism Serial killer AU Dismemberment Murder husbands Kidnapper Steve (bending this one a bit, but technically...!)

Previews (view the full art on AO3):

WELP.

I don’t care what anyone says, Steve Kemp is a catch. He’s handsome, tall, well educated, a doctor, charming, funny, has good D, is a homeowner with TWO homes, he’s an entrepreneur, he can cook, and he’s a family man. He brings a lot to the table and then some.

With all of that going for him, if you’re hung up on his dietary habits then I think you’re being too picky. Stop it. Or you’re gonna die alone.

can we please all take a moment of silence to mourn the loss of all of our ideas/dialogues for our fics that never made it to the fics because we didn’t note down said ideas/dialogues and we cannot remember them anymore so now they’re forever lost. thank you to all the lost ideas/dialogues for blessing our minds, even for a short time. gone and forgotten fr. rip

in all seriousness, note. them. down. I’ve had too many ideas/dialogues for my fics that are lost forever because I thought I wouldn’t forget what they were, so I didn’t note them down. and now all I know is that I once had these ideas, but I no longer remember what they were, only that they were on my mind once and now they’re gone, and it’s hella frustrating. 

note. everything. down. no matter how small the details are. you won’t regret it.

people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

So...I wrote a thing...

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: The Gray Man (2022), Fresh (2022)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Relationships: Lloyd Hansen/Steve Kemp

Characters: Lloyd Hansen (The Gray Man), Steve Kemp

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Lunatics in Love, serial killers in love, Kidnapping, Married Maniacs, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Fluff and Smut, Knifeplay, stucky au, Choking, They're both jerks, light cannibalism, Soulmates, Open Marriage, Open Relationship, Bisexual male characters

Summary:

Lloyd knew he really shouldn’t slap this man’s ass when he was in this foul of a mood. He’d have been safer trying to French kiss a king cobra. A cobra would be less vicious and more likely to respond in a sane fashion. He knew he should leave Steve alone, but that didn’t stop him from pawing at him anyway. He couldn’t help himself when it came to his husband’s body, and besides, he’d always enjoyed playing with his life.

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An afternoon of marital discord in the Kemp-Hansen household. Gonna go ahead and cheekily call this Stucky AU, because I have to be honest, that's who inspired this. To anyone who reads this, thank you!