Me, Catholic, Walking Into A Protestant Church With No Depictions Of Mary: Where’s My Mom

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

Thought my peanut-butter-spreading masterpiece was worth taking a picture of, and even sharing. You’re welcome.

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

please watch this video of real ass complaints alex hirsch got for his work on gravity falls, it is comically bad

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

21 and 22

love at first sight and soulmates

i don’t wanna b pessimistic lol but not really to either? i think you can have a crush on someone at first sight but love is wayyy deeper and more complex.

for soulmates, i don’t think you’re destined to be with one person, i think after a while of dating that person becomes your soulmate, they complete you. it’s not destiny, more of like a “you grow into it” type of thing, if that makes sense?

sorry i’m rambling lmfao

Why the fuck would people drink alcohol free beer. you are just drinking carbonated piss water. Get some fucking juice

pierre (derogatory)

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

Azula always lies. 

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind!