SparkNotes Will Never Not Save The Day

munchlax is pretty hot

just once i’d like a pokemon game where the gyms are fucked up. you start your journey and town#1 is like “hey there newbie, i’m Verdie and at this gym we only use green pokemon” so you’re like ‘alright nbd i’ll whip out my fire starter’ and Verdie immediately summons Vibrava. fuck you gonna do now.

“at this gym we only deal in pokemon who start with M :)” “i only use pokemon with no legs” “this gym only uses pokemon under one meter tall”

please god something interesting for once.

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

new + improved sdv farmer: aurora/rory barlowe! more info about her is still in the works!

also reblog with your farmer ocs, if you have one!! i’d love to see them 🥺

credz if u repost

She doesn’t even know there’s a nice little leaf on her