I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

Dylan: idk if you've noticed but I AM a little insecure.

Ryan, completely deadpan: why? you're hot and funny.

Dylan, choking back tears: thanks.

[Dare to be the type of girlfriend who makes boyfriends get pregnant]

Look out in the next few days genlosers :)

fireworks for the crater that is this nation!

(click the photos for better quality!)

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the chris/ethan/leon/luis polycule :

You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand

your dash has been blessed by HAPPY RAT! you will now have a HAPPY DAY!!!