Of Course I'm Gonna Hit Sengen With The Yuri Beam

maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

Kidnapper: I have your brother.

Sanji: You can keep him.

Kidnapper: He made me reevaluate my life choices and now I feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Sanji: Oh my god, you have my captain.

Kidnapper: I'm going to become a painter.

please pray for Kolbys sanity if the crockomom au ever becomes canon (I stg its canon Oda told me in a dream)

quick thing of a lesson in changing the world by @thousand-sunnies because it made me giggle

this is SENDING me

whole cake arc is literally just 109 episodes of sanji going "if i died how much would you miss me :( " and luffy responding "it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship :D "

Rewatching Apothecary Diaries and remembering how much I love these dorks

oh my lord. i cant even express how much i love this. its so beautiful and the art is STUNNING and this is so canon to me i fear

im having heart palpitations no joke

(platonic or romantic!) here's a scrappy comic for my opla boys

i love reddit so fucking much

fucking love cargo pants. are they ugly? yes. do i care? no. they have pocketssssss and i fucking love pockets. like fuck yeah pockets

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written