Careful Put Ting Penits In Sink, Dish Disposal Rip That Thang Clean Off

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Guys stop yelling you’re going to wake the baby

You’re telling me a Panera bread this man?

if fish where real they would be communists

Wouldn’t it be fucked up if when you commit a crime they put you in the smoother

For the vast majority of my life i thought the reason people drank milk after eating chocolate goods to stop the burning in their mouth. turns out I'm allergic to chocolate and this is not normal.

My beautiful air conditioner wife hums for me every night :)

Gas station are the most beutiful bird to me. Ancient corpse of flight rises once more(gas evaporation?)

today, in the span of 5 hours i: rammed my arm into a ladder, ran into a wall, spilled paint on the floor, got paint on the wall, tripped on stairs, and spilled a glass of milk on myself. i am gods clumsiest soldier.

This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real