My Dog Kept Me Up All Night And Used My Comfort Hoodie As A Pillow So Now I'm Tired, Angry, Furry, And

Swag

I was upset because I'm in an amphitheatre at art uil and it's taking forever for the award ceremony but one of the other schools just started playing duck duck goose and made a freaking conga line

Update: they are now singing bohemian rhapsody

Another update, about 30 min from the original post: they played Marco Polo

One of them just went up and said everyone's art was amazing and good job :')

Two of them stared slow dancing

Kazoo line

They played rock paper scissors

There's are kid in a fedora

They did the mocaraina in a line

They got a laser pointer

Is it to much to ask to be only perceived as a vaguely masculine eldritch being of horrifying beauty?

If you ever want to know how much your dad cares about you get him to shave part of your head

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away, and right now he's gambling with my last ounce of patience

Man I fucking hate people everyone in choir, they're so mean to the other people (the noticeably autistic kids and the blind girl), they are so mean to them, the girl doesn't realize they're being mean to her and they don't stop when the others tell them, none of the teachers treat them like people it's so weird and upsetting but if I say something I'm scared they'll make me part of the joke and I can't go through being the punchline again

Im sorry but someone please explain to me how the hell anyone would ever be able to think aziraphale and crowleys relationship is platonic

Whelp I just heard what was either a gunshot or a car backfiring and I want to go home now, america is so fun

I feel like dog shit (mentally and physically), the only way im going to school today is if i have an IV full of caffeine

My kitten heard my stomach gurgle and had to make sure i was ok