Larry’s Just Bat-shit Crazy Strong, So He’s A Security Measure Against Area Zero. Thus The Location

He poorly makes chicken noodle soup for his partner before cuddling around them to try and help break any fever that may arise.

Being a furry monster that runs hot anyways, he’s at little to no risk of getting sick, thusly he takes extra care to be clingy and protective.

He also regularly brings in flowers from his garden that he knows you like the smell of to test if your nose is less stuffy.

am very sickly and tired rn so tell me some of y’all’s headcanons for how asgore would take care of his sick partner :(

I found a partner Banjo sleeping behind the shack at my community pool when I was in a rough depression. The little Lillipup was super sweet, but nervous as all hell, so I didn’t bring him home, since I knew my mom wouldn’t want another Pokémon, especially one she didn’t pick.

About a year after that, I moved out to live with my dad, and I finally got to bring Banjo with me as a real part of my life. He was entirely untrained, but he figured out how to vibe as a house pet pretty quickly.

Now, another year later, and Banjo’s a big happy stoutland who’s currently asleep at the end of my bed. Once I turn my light out to sleep though, he’ll crawl up and lie right next to me like he does every night.

Hi can we share stories abt how we first met some of our pokemon?

if you have a pokémon reply ^^^^

During the annual Familiar summoning course for first year students at the magic academy, some students end up with creatures like Beetles to bunnies to even a lion, you on the other hand wound up summoning an Arch-Dragon in his human form

The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a weird magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.

may i share with you the best video on the internet

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While thinking about SMT monster design we love

Nue :)

If we could afford to commission a giant plush of this guy I think all our mental illnesses would be cured

t h i s

yeap

Every YA protagonist for either the first 5 chapters or first 2+ books of their series:

“Your powers are incredible. I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”

“Great. How do I get rid of them?”

zagreus hadesgame is the character ever. he never shuts the fuck up. hes bi and polyamorous. he has feet made of lava. he enjoys fishing after a long day/night of killing his enemies. he fucking sucks at playing the harp. hes immortal but forever in his 20s and useless. patricide is literally in his job description. he doesnt know what birds are. hes a dogboy. he has a bed in his room that he doesnt sleep in and only ever uses to fuck. he accidentally convinced his friend that dionysus and himself are the same person and got a song written about him. his tits are immaculate. hes my everything