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The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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If there’s one thing that the gifted fail to realize, it’s the power of the giftless.

The bully was hotshot jock and straight-A student. His hair was always perfectly curled, shimmering brilliantly like a sea of golden yarn. He always wore the same stupid fireman-red letterman’s jacket with the school’s logo on the back, embroider in white. Theseus Cordon, the perfect student.

Who would be perceived as wrong to pick on the quiet kid without any supernatural strengths. A person so small in frame and with a completely unnoticeable academic record would only boost a person’s image if they were to be compared… right?

Theseus kindly asked you to meet him in the parking lot, where he had a gift waiting for you. Naturally, seeing the hottest topic acknowledged you was an honor, so you appeared without a moment’s hesitation.

Boy howdy, was that the wrong move.

Theseus and a few of his other jock friends presented you with your family’s old car, which was already in poor shape, with headlights smashed in and “Loser” sprayed on top in black spray paint.

At the moment, you didn’t react. You simply bowed your head and walked past Theseus and the others. Things would pan out eventually…

Eventually came the next day, when you invited Theseus to meet you on the roof of the school with the rest of his friends. You said you loved the prank, though your parents were less than pleased till they heard the explanation of why their car was smashed to bits. You baked them some cookies to show no hard feelings.

At the end of the school day, Theseus and the others march out onto the rooftop of the school, not seeing anything but the gravel that covers the walled in surface. What happens next is a violent blur for everyone but you.

The door to the roof slams shut and locks, and a quick swing of a baseball bat takes out the knees of the biggest of the jocks. Before anyone can really react, you make the rounds, crushing ribs, hearts, skulls, legs, and everything inbetween. Theseus was the last of your targets, and you made sure to make his punishment painful…

Nowadays, you’re left alone, allowed to be quiet in your classes and permitted to relax safely despite being the only person without any supernatural boons.

Theseus lost control of everything south of his eyes that day, and none of his friends were anywhere to be found to explain the ace student’s terror when facing the quiet little nobody.

You are the sole normal, unpowered student at a School for the Supernaturally Gifted. You were bullied once. Once.

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Tauros and/or the Dodrio line. I feel like it’s obvious, but if there’s any stories behind it, they’d be fun to hear.

bored asf

second rb game for the day

but as your resident scaredy-meowth- thought this would be fun

Reblog with a pokemon and i'll tell you why i'm scared of it

if i'm not scared of it i'll list reasons why other people could be scared of it

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Tauros and/or Dodrio, dealer’s choice!

Reblog this with a pokemon and I will EITHER tell you

mythology surronding that pokemon

A supernatural experience I've had with that pokemon

A cryptid variant of that pokemon