Me: Finally Sitting Down.

I’m just trying to listen to the Magic Flute. But I have a window in my office. It has been raining all day. The rain has stopped. Now everyone wants to look through said window. Please leave?

Dinner is served

My Karlach/Minthara modern au is complete now!

If you want a medium length multi chapter fic with hot sapphic sex, a rare pair that needs to overcome obstacles to become the power couple they're meant to be and some background bloodweave this one might be for you.

Link to Ao3

This. This is what I actually want.

I want Dame Aylin to teach me how to be a strong, sword-wielding lesbian for my girlfriend. I want to train with her so I can go home and pick my gf up and spin her around easily like Aylin does with Isobel. Aylin and I would be besties

Why are you not real? lol

Images from the Minthara scene. You know which one.

Beach day! Beach day!

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

After lunch walkabouts are very important for mental health reasons.