reminds me of the time my brother went to jail 14 times in our last 1v1 in monopoly and I had all the railroads.
Davey: Let me tell you, jail is NOT fun.
Jack: wait- dAvEY YOU'VE BEEN TO JAIL?!
Davey: [looking out, dramatically, into the distance] once, in Monopoly..
MY HISTORY TEACHER WAS JUST TALKING ABIUT UNIONS AND IM TRYING HARD NOT TO STAR QUOTING NEWSIES 😭😭😭😭
"Your not a union"
"What if I says we is?"
I love Elmer Kasprzak
I ABSOLUTELY need more Kid Blink x Mush fanfiction, and Buttons x Elmer fanfiction.
•Trans masc Race, that can't cut his hair due to the evil witch going in and out of the tower.
•Spot who's a traveler finds the tower one day and finds Race having bad dysphoria
•Race then tells him everything and must trauma dumps on him, due to not talking to anyone else before.
•Spot helping him out of the tower and cuts his hair for him. Then gets him clothes and a make shift binder and helps him hide from the evil witch
• The evil witch comes back from to the tower and finds Race gone, so she hires two assassins (Morris and Oscar)
•The two find Race and bring him back to the tower and beat the shit out of him
•Spot finds the tower again and tries to help Race, but evil witch stabs him.
• Race, gets enough strength back to push that bitch out the window of the tower and kills her
•He runs over to Spot who is slowly dying on the floor
•With the classic Disney Magical Tears™, Spot's wounds heal, and they kiss.
•Now they live in a small suburban home in the kingdom, where they are happily married.
Someone please make this, and let me know if you do, cause I would read it.
ISTFG IF I DONT GEY CONTACTS SOON THE ONLY NEWSIE IM GOING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IS SPECS!!!I love Spec's, but I wanna play Racetrack
My art isn't arting currently.
Me earlier today: Is it bad that I'm listening to The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack in the middle of may and have my Halloween costume planned.
My brother: Can you not with Halloween, it's our sisters birthday later this month
Me: Oh yeah! I forgot about that....(I have shitty memory I'm sorry)
Litsening to Beyonce for you today!
Mentally Racetrack Higgins physically a non binary lesbian
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