Tbh I Think The Whole "aliens Would Think Humans Are Badass" Like "humans Are Space Orcs" Stuff Kinda

Did you get it?

SPAM BOOP ME!! IM BEGGING YOU!!

I WANNA MAX OUT THE RECEIVED

I CAN DOUBLE TAP AGAIN!!!111!1!1!1!1!1!

Why did the tumblr app remove the ability to double tap a post to give it a like ☹️

Kon, about Tim: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.

HAIIIIII

🚨 Do's and Don'ts of asking for help on Tumblr 🚨

First of all, you chose the wrong website. None of us are privileged or wealthy. The most you'll usually get from an average Tumblerian is 10 dollars. Always remember that Tumblr is full of young adults and teenagers who are struggling with their own lives, NOT millionaires with an unlimited supply of money. Avoid pressuring people to donate or making them feel guilty if they can't or don't want to.

Do not overexcessively use emojis. Bots have been doing this since the dawn of time and it's what most people look out for.

Don't spam mentions. @ing hundreds of people in your post is annoying. You won't gain sympathy from anyone this way.

Another Tumblr blog "verifying" you is NOT and will NEVER BE valid. You need to validate yourself by offering evidence to support your claims. This could include photos, documentation, or links to relevant resources. Other Tumblr blogs are NOT qualified enough to verify that you are someone in need of genuine help.

Read people's bios/pinneds before sending an ask. Look out for stuff that says something like "do not send donation requests" or "do not ask for donations". This means that the person you're asking for help from will ignore your request completely and/or block you. This does NOT make them a bad person. Every person has the right to their own money.

Tag your posts appropriately. That way, people who want to find you will and people who don't want to find you won't. Use relevant tags to reach people who are most likely interested in donating to your cause.

While it's natural to express your emotions, avoid using overly dramatic or manipulative tactics to elicit sympathy. This can only make your situation worse and destroy your reputation. Overly dramatic posts can turn away potential donations, so be honest and transparent about your situation.

Don't neglect security. Posting your personal information online is DANGEROUS. I understand you're frustrated, but please don't take drastic measures, such as sharing your exact location, to make a point.

Consider the timing of your donation requests. Posting during peak Tumblr activity hours can increase visibility.

Be prepared to answer questions. People will ask questions in order to understand your situation better or to verify if you're a legitimate cause before donating. Be friendly, respectful, and honest.

Stay safe out there! Although not physically, we're with you in heart! ❤️🖤🤍💚

A tip for donaters:

Keep in mind that scammers will often use emotional manipulation to lure you in. Gaza scam bots are more common than real victims here on Tumblr, so always make sure you're donating to an honest source. I recommend donating to charities instead, if you can.

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

Ive read the whole fic, but the images just make my day!

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3

Masterlist of Tweets

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Extra Dialogue:

Bruce: wow, this is so cray cray. do the kids still say cray cray? Tim: absolutely they do Bruce: great!

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Bruce: did you see the cookies alfred made? weren't they so slay? Stephanie: they really were. have you told cass that? Bruce: i haven't but i will now

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39 - The struggles of being a single (really rich) dad

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

G.A. Spuce The indigo (teget??) Glass

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.