In My Heart They're Still On A Road Trip

emily: ok i wasn't THAT drunk

derek: emily, you tried to fist fight a fly.

Need him in ways concerning basic human rights, the bisexual manifesto, and the Geneva convention.

*charles xavier voice* i need him in a way thats concerning to mutant-human relations

every dan and phil video makes me so desperate for a love like theirs. i do not even care if it’s romantic or platonic i simply want what they have. down to the stupidest things, like the heartthrob game predictions, but also the shared jokes, the identical actions, the domesticity. they’re like intrinsically connected and while i’m so happy to witness it i also crave it for myself so fucking deeply

FNAF jumpscare

every time someone calls their partner mommy or daddy sigmund freud grows stronger every day

happy new year everyone!! <3