In the process of writing a *nonbinary* self insert fic for Hassan, John, and Joe (because he needs love too and I love him) if anyone is chill with it.
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
Hit me with your bullet train/lemon/tangerine ideas
(lmk what's off the table because I'm a freak LOL)
I'd love to hear your inspiration!
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Lowkey wanting to write a ~Latina forbidden social status difference lover~ au for Friedrich Harding but like
Absolutely LOSING MY MIND that he sings SO GOOD 🥵😍
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
Nobody:
Bullet Train:
Lemon: the precious person he is- takes care of you when you have too much to drink
"Your tie's crooked, luv..."
Your eyes blurred in their attempt to focus on your partner. Lemon stood in front of you, a concerned look spread across his face.
"You alright?"
He held out a firm but soft hand to steady you as you tilted slightly to the side. The complimentary mimosas on the cruise were substantially stronger than you had anticipated, and your quick overconsumption had left you....well, tanked, to say the least. Lemon had noticed you were a bit too far gone when the entertainment host gently pulled the microphone away from you. While attempting to announce the next activity, you had commandeered the mic and started a very passionate rendition of your favorite song. Despite the positive feedback from the cribbage group- most other attendees could tell a nap, hydration, and maybe a cold shower were needed. Lemon, ever the vigilant lover- flocked to your side: ice cold water in hand.
"Have a sip luv, please."
He held out the refreshing drink. Admittingly the only nonalcoholic thing you had all day. You grasped the cold glass, pursing your lips and making a "hissssss" sound to mimic the cold against your skin. Lemon's lip made a quick upwards motion: entertained at your cheesy humor, but remaining insistent on your well being. You sipped lightly- cautious about the ice cubes bumping at your front teeth.
"Mmmm, so good!" You flashed your cheesiest grin.
Lemon nodded- motioning for you to consider the rest of the drink.
"Finish, please."
You nodded, obliging. Lemon gently took the empty glass from your hand, swiftly replacing it with a second- full, glass. In your drunkenness'- your brain registered this as a magic trick. You giggled and slapped your hands to your heated cheeks.
"For me!?!?"
You gasped- taking hold of the second glass and downing it. Lemon nodded- relieved at both your compliance and the enthusiasm for hydration. When you finished the second glass- Lemon held out his hand.
"We should go have a rest, yeah?"
He nodded- hoping to elicit a similar reaction from you. You nodded as well, wiggling your body over towards his. You leaned lightly against him- lips in a kissing position. Lemon smiled, gently placing his hands on your shoulders to steady you.
"Let's get you upstairs, luv....."
He gently lead you past the hustle and bustle of the cruise ship and into your shared room. Once there, he moved the blankets aside and helped you in to bed- moving the pillows to support your head. Blankets gently tucked under your arms and legs- leaving you enough room to wiggle if needed. And another cool glass of water sat on the table next to the bed, and a trash can poised at the ready. Lemon kissed your forehead gently,
"See you in a few, luv"
rb the give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from
Aiden. 32 y/o. They/Them. Here to indulge in stuff. 18+ only for smut.
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