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Transmascs need to normalize saying "my dick exploded" when we have a period

every dog owner’s worst nightmare

beekeeping sucks i keep punching my bees by accident and then having to jump into the fucking ocean to get away from them like WHY

This has over a million notes at the time I’m reblogging what are y’all good?

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

“The Tories drank wine whilst your nan died alone” Seen in Brighton, UK. This graffiti refers to the recently revelations that Tory politicians and staffers were holding private parties & drinking wine during the strictest lockdown period in UK in 2020, at a time when all private gatherings were officially banned, and the death rate for the elderly was extremely high, due to government malice and ineptitude.

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i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

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ok fuck it

every single person who reblogs this will get a picture of a possum in their inbox, loosely based on the vibes i get from your blog

(as long as you have asks or submissions on tho)

thi s one wins