Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood
TOM HOLLAND The Puppy Interview (Part Two)
Sera: Are you still mad at me?
Nyktos: Yes.
Sera: Are you going to let go of my hand?
Nyktos: No.
“Many boys will bring you flowers. But someday you’ll meet a boy who will learn your favorite flower, your favorite song, your favorite sweet. And even if he is too poor to give you any of them, it won’t matter because he will have taken the time to know you as no one else does. Only that boy earns your heart.”
Six of crows, Leigh Bardugo
lou, pushing through a crowd: out of my way, filthy peasants!
reid, following close behind: she means no offense! i’m sure you all shower regularly!
Wylan: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that sounds nice and cosy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you are going to die.
Nina: My favourite is explaining the difference between a ‘butt dial’ and a 'booty call’.
Kaz: It’s called connotations.
Jesper: Try this one for size - “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned” versus “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Matthias: Language is now banned.
Well yes .
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