I Have A Bisexual Guppy And Its Funny As Hell To Watch Because It Seems Like He’s Only Bi Out Of Desperation.

hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later

average gay interaction

Don't let me discover all your sensitive areas because I will target them every chance I get. Seeing your body shaking while you moan uncontrollably is a magical experience for me.

haha you’re a dork (i want to fuck you)

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable 

sex is cool and all but can we please play games together? have similar interests? cuddle in the warm while it’s raining? adopt a bunch of little cats? go on dates to botanical gardens? draw together? make each other laugh? watch movies until we’re too tired to keep our eyes open? kiss at 1am in the dark of a kitchen? sleep wrapped up in each others arms? share clothes? put furniture together? hold hands on long walks even if it’s hot? remind each other that we’re loved and valued as individuals? make each other flourish? support our goals and aspirations? lift one another up? bake yummy treats and feed each other while giggling? kiss while smiling? laugh until our stomachs hurt? make cherished memories? meet each others loves ones?

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

Fuckkkk just thought about a boy trying to hide his bulge from me, so I have to pull his legs apart, and there's already a wet spot on the front of his slacks. He keeps trying to close his legs so I sit in between them and start rubbing his dick through his pants, and he starts breathing harder and making half-hearted attempts to push my hands away. But I don't let up. Instead, I start mouthing and licking the spot right where his dick is just to hear him whimper and watch his hips twitch