GOOD MORNING!!!!!
Asking because originally it was going to be under A Grand Announcement, but it feels like it could work as a standalone. Also people found me originally through goofy Smiling Critter one-shots and this is the closest to that!
So basically
Would you prefer
Finding it as the third chapter in A Grand Announcement (makes more story sense) OR
Finding it as a one-shot (much more accessible, easy to find, and more open instead of having to search through chapters)
I know I can take ten years to write but THIS chapter is something I’m excited for!!
~.*COME TO OUR LAND, OUR LAND OF LOVE*.~
So you’ve been accepted into the Cult of the Destroyed! But what is there to expect once inside?
Our beloved cult was founded in 1991 by the beautiful, holy and sacred Moon Queen. She breathed her dreamsmoke upon our oppressors and rive them to madness - while granting us the sweetest visions of our lost past. Legends say that the Queen was once a prisoner to the execution grounds… until her illustrious influence inspired a coup in her followers.
Though it began shakily, held on the backs of terrified refugees and convicts, each toy banded together in the name of once-cursed innovation to seek methods of survival. Just when all seemed lost, the Moon Queen discovered something. Seeds. And once food and water were secure, the Cult of the Destroyed began to flourish.
The Cult resides within Playtime Co.’s recycling plant, colloquially named “Destroy-A-Toy” by humans and toys alike. The warehouse is enormous and stocked with machinery, sorted goods, disposable garbage (ripe for the picking!) and many, many execution methods. Be it crushing from the plant’s crown conveyor belt, incineration from the heat pits, dismemberment from the dangerously whirring fan blades or - God forbid - digestion from the monstrous carnivore who resides inside, the cultists of Destroy-A-Toy have near-infinite ways to deal with intruders and traitors alike.
The plant’s centre is an enormous rectangular prism with an extremely high vaulted roof. In its centre sits the main conveyor belt, which leads to the crushing block. This is a gathering space and where the executions take place. The conveyor is only ever activated when the cult is legitimately in danger; therefore, the space is used for socialising, entertainment and general silly shenanigans.
To the left are the living quarters:
Rooms, tents, blocks etc.
Food court and banquet hall
The medical tent
The nursery
Most ritual activities
And to the right are the more industrial aspects of the facility:
Recycling chute
Incineration, dismemberment and digestion wings
Cell block (repurposed to hold humans)
Water purification systems
Catwalks to the cavern
The cavern leads to an enormous lake of water found under the plant. Destroy-A-Toy is powered electrically so it’s uncertain why such a large body of water exists, but what the cultists DO know is that it contains an underwater tunnel network that could potentially lead outside the toy factory if any were brave enough to dive. This lake is is filled with fish carefully managed by the Queen’s people.
The importance of the lake:
Provides drinking water once purified
Provides cleaning water
Allows crops to grow with the assistance of floodlights
Both recreational and educational fishing
The lake has been decorated with bioluminescence, fairy lights and cave paintings and is a beautiful sight to behold.
Light, water and seeds are required for the cult’s agriculture. They take great delight in their cooking and host weekly banquets to celebrate their achievements. Toys were often starved as convicts and are therefore thoroughly fed under the Moon Queen’s care. Over time and through the assistance of a mysterious supplier, the Destroyed have learned to cook potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, peas, cabbage, spinach and corn. The incineration plants are used to cook, boil, steam and fry food. Most is served with fresh fish from the lake. Delicious!
This is California. The fish are ABUNDANT. And her beloved majesty is a cat, after all. If only she could grab some chicken… sigh.
Destroy-A-Toy represents freedom. Therefore, it adores:
Bright, pretty colours
Regal and imposing architecture mixed with cutesy little inhabitants
VEGETATION. These guys LOOOOVE their plants. Vines, trellises, leaves - since they’ve never been outside, they’re cherishing what they have. The living quarters particularly are filled with green space.
Gentle, coloured lights and bioluminescence
Celestial bric-a-brac - sun, moon, stars
Bead curtains outside the tents
Jewels/jewellery. Very celestial and goddess-y
Stuffing, coloured clothes patches etc. to fit the “toy” heritage
Many of its rituals are hidden from outsiders… but you’re in the cult now, so you deserve to know!
The most important ones you must know are the Executions, the Campfire and the Cuddle Puddle.
Executions take place when traitors, prisoners or abusers are officially condemned. These are bloodthirsty public ceremonies that are NOT for the faint of heart. Just a casual reminder to never piss Catnap off.
The Campfire is the cult’s local worship ritual. The cult will gather around the conveyor belt, where a ring of fire is constructed. The Queen is seated in the centre. Music is performed and a dance celebration occurs - and, at the song’s climax, Catnap will release her smoke, iniviating worship.
The Cuddle Puddle is everyone’s favourite. According to the Moon Queen, “One cannot be happy when affected by the bad vibes! So we mush squiiiiiiish the bad vibes out! Very cuddly.”
Are you staying? ✨
Oh! And here’s our playlist! For the vibes :)
Get a load of these little idiots!!
Dogday, Catnap, Ollie and Theodore!
Theodore isn't a toy but he snuck in here using that dang GrabPack of his… Ollie’s design is my own, and Theo’s based off his picture in the canon!
All of them come from my AU Smaller Bodies! 🧡💜❤️💚
This was funnier in my head
GIVE 13 SWIMMING LESSONS 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
DELICIOUS ART!!!! Sinks my ollie fangs into its bones...
New character! Meet Miss Coral, a Miss Delight sister and the swim/PE teacher in the lore me and my pookie @qibsichan made for her AU!
She isnt looking at anything in particular because, hehe. Shes blind >:] well not fully but shes basically a bat. So to get around that, she can echolocate! :D shes like a dolphin lmao (as Qibs so rightfully said)
Birthday art for my friend!! 🎀
nAgItO kOmAeDaAaAaAaaaa
Hey there everyone!
I don’t know if this post will hold but I’m taking a break. I am so tired and anxious right now and am very busy and am sort of in a permanent state of sleepwalking at this point.
When I’ve got time, I’ll resume my shenanigans, but for a week I’m going to just catch up on everything I’ve missed because I’m autistic and tend to hyperfixate and ignore my actual responsibilities. Yeah this includes eating and sleep
So uh…
Thanks for being here, stay safe, sleep well, eat well, you’re loved ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Love Qibs!
OMG WAIT. What if for the AU, Shelly wasn’t the only one left behind, but Glisten was too??
ESPECIALLY because they were both torn in two
Hold up hold up hold up
I’m making it official
Glisten and Shelly are stranded together in Gardenview until the rest of the toons come back for them
If you have other ideas please comment or reblog them!! <3
Update: @yukitiramisu suggested Forgotten Friendship which is fucking FIRE
One might be the series name while the other is the one-shot name
I WANNA JOIN I WANNA JOIN!! :D
Gonna make a Nightmare Critters analysis post when we get the whole gang and I’m gonna add in what people are saying about some of the new critters because I’ll be explaining why they’re like that. (I’m gonna defend these critters with my life)
SEE YA IN THE ANALYSIS!!!!! >:3
Hey there, I’m Qibs! (she/her) Author of the Smaller Bodies Initiative and Destroy-A-Toy! Lovely to have ya here! 💜🫂
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