Forlorn Creature

Y'know what, women..... you're alright.

This morning, I got up and went to shovel snow, and I immediately had such bad abdominal cramps that I threw up.

But before I threw up, I was sitting in the bathroom for a while whining like a dog from the pain and trying to NOT throw up. And I thought: This is what women must feel like, when they get cramps.

And in my pain induced hallucination, I saw the Big 4 of Womanhood before me: Joan of Arc. Rosa Parks. Cleopatra. And a Dog Girl.

This is how our conversation went:

Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Now you know what we feel like."

Me: "This sucks."

Joan of Arc, Rosa Parks, and Cleopatra: "Yeah."

Me: "This blows super hard."

Dog Girl: "Yubi yubi!"

So y'know what women, maybe you're not so bad after all..

(Does a cool little upward nod at you like the kind guys usually do at each other)

Maybe we can overcome our differences.

And I will let you be my ally.

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I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

silly

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Tiniest Faustling I crafted to nurture my heart

Bonus: Faust and Curly Mouthwashing joining me at my nerd welcoming workplace