nona the ninth spoilers and tw for violence and blood
nona tantrum scene :)
"My Snapchat Story" is what you would say if snapchat was a terminal diagnosis you recovered from as a kid and then you wrote a book about it
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
i like to imagine char would still be on tumblr in the nona the ninth jod flashbacks posting stuff like this
yeah well nasa just invented space wizards so things are basically about to get cranked up a whole nother level around here
booty shorts that say:
i’m getting fingered in the footnotes(1)
(1) She’s getting fingered in the footnotes.
booty shorts that say "this is not for you"
its not funny but i do think about it a lot
having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid
redesign your pussy. we know how to do it. coochie calculations. put them into action
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
harrow soup comic! harrow soup comic!
took some creative liberties with the structure of it all otherwise it would've been 20 pages long... love u tazmuir and all your words but i removed some for my sake... enjoy...
Your honour, she should be inside me. (she/they)🏳️⚧️Ⓐ23
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