Your Girlfriend Has Always Teased You About Spending Time With People She Believes Don't Truly Appreciate

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My girlfriend loves to send me post-sex selfies to remind me how quickly my "friends" would betray me, and how easily she can do it behind my back

My girlfriend tends to get a little too bold when she drinks, and after running into a friend at a bar, she seemed set on getting her "nightly prize." When we came back to the house, she sent me to the guest room for some privacy, and from the sounds I heard through the wall, it was probably for the best

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You know soon enough he’s gonna be introducing you to him at the next dorm party and making some excuse to give you two some time alone

You had accompanied your husband to a party at his friend's house, but after getting too drunk to drive you two home, your pathetic husband asked if he could crash in the guest room. You knew better than to stay up late with your husband's cocky friend, but with alcohol clouding your judgement, you made decisions that would now need explaining.

@myheartinherhands

About a month ago, you and your wife had a heated argument over why one of your "friends" kept trying to chat with her on Instagram. You insisted it was just harmless friendliness, but your wife wasn't so quick to be convinced.

Since then, it's become a regular occurrence to come home to your wife stubbornly proving you wrong, and prove she was right all along.