Apples No, Bananas Yes

no, but i have been yelled at to stop crying

Did you parents ever tell you to stop crying because other people might hear you cry and think they're abusing you?

i don't think i should answer this... oh wait you mean metaphorically, well yeah, if you haven't you're kinda weird ngl

have you thrown anyone under the bus?

not just stores... hospitals, schools, therapist offices, doctor offices, dentists, etc

Do you avoid going to a certain store because you once had a mortifying experience there?

if you think they have to keep the song gay but not the straight song straight you're a hypocrite and not cool

okay so we’ve established that if you cover a straight love song as the “opposite” gender as the original singer (girl->boy or boy->girl) you have to keep the original pronouns and sing it gay, but what do we say to covering a gay song? do you keep the original pronouns and make it straight, or change the pronouns and keep it gay?

if you made a cover of a gay song as the gender opposite the original singer, should you change the pronouns to keep it gay?

@the-adhd-sorcerer sound like anyone you know? ;3

Forced intox is great but imagine someone purposefully getting high to get fucked. They keep taking hits over and over, chasing the high that will make them limp and compliant. Being high will make them be very pliable, and they want to shamelessly bend to your every whim. Maybe they get crossfaded. But once they’ve succumbed to that helpless grasp, you get to do whatever you want to them <3

If you’re a straight male, you consider mushrooms to be phallic and yet you eat them… are you really straight?

Also fun fact: mushrooms are really similar to coral, they’re made up of micro organisms, they build structures to throw their offspring, and they’re often times found in large clusters.

Mushrooms aren’t vegan because they’re animals not plants, just like coral.

yes... i do not wish to recite them, other than "transasaurus wrecks" which i actually liked (because one of my special interests is dinosaurs... and i'm trans... and i used to be very violent when mad)

Is there a nickname you used to be called that you haven’t been called for years?

I mean… I’m down to try pretty much anything…

sweetie, i love ya... but even if it's not halloween i'll probably be spooky, it's just part of my current aesthetic :3

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idk what i am aesthetically tho tbh... not goth because i like colour, not pastel goth because i don't like colour that much, not emo because purple hair is more of a scene thing, not scene because too little colour other than the hair, not punk because i don't like spikes. i'm probably a nightmare aesthetically regardless of what category i fit in... and i think that lends itself to being spooky.

This is something I’m kinda hoping to get at some point with my girlfriend when I visit her for the first time… you saying it makes me happy, so I can only imagine how it would feel to get this from her. And if you’re wondering, @the-adhd-sorcerer is my girlfriend… and hopefully future wife as there’s nothing I want more in life than to be with her… forever ^w^

Hey little pet!! Come here!! I heard you were feeling a little down today, don’t worry that’s okay! I’ve gotcha now. Shhhh there, there. It’s okay, you’re safe in my arms. You’re just a good little pet, you know that? So sweet and perfect, absolutely worthy of love and praise. This is all you needed, huh? Just someone to hold you close to their chest, and tell you how proud they are of you? Well good news, I’m so so proud of you, honey. Just relax here and listen to my breathing, mmmkay? Feel the steady beat of my heart. Let yourself relax fully, you’re safe here. I love you, okay? I’m going to keep you safe forever~~