Headpats??? YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

almost half my life

Have you ever gone a day without wearing underwear? (go commando)

I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

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worst is twitter, second is tiktok, third is reddit... imho

This sounds like a great time… if only…

I wanna be the captive/pet of an ancient vampire... I want them to pamper me - sit me in their lap while they feed me, pet my hair, whatever. I only comply because I'm afraid of what may happen if I don't. I want them to hold me down while I kick and cry and beg, fangs sinking into my flesh. They lap at the wound, drinking my blood until I'm limp and hazy beneath beneath them. And then, when I'm too weak to fight, they fuck me deep and slow. Their hands wander my plush body as they wax poetic about how people of the modern age are blind to the allure of a body such as mine. They tell me that I will never meet someone who loves me as they do. And maybe I begin to believe it over time. Until then, they'll just have to continue convincing me.

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if anyone tries to assert dominance over me that isn't my partner... their teeth will cease being in their mouth

Do you hate being told and/or even assertively suggested what to do?

*looks at self* if only I had a pussy

They're ALWAYS trying to pull this shit @ parties

yes... not emotionally, but definitely mentally and physically

Do you find that you have a bigger reaction to pain if you're around a close person as opposed to when you're alone?

I saw polycule first and lesbian second… I’m gonna have to reject fate and say no to the polycule. @the-adhd-sorcerer is mine and only mine, and I’m hers and only hers.

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

Damn, I’ve been found out *hugs*

what's your favourite animal and why?

who's your favourite celebrity and why?

and who's a good girl... and why?

Armadillo, bc they're goobers.

No favorite celebrity i can think of off the top of my head so i'll have to say my childhood favorite jim carrey, ace ventura is a comfort movie.

You, rosie. *boop*

no... but i really want to

Can you *read* *fluently* in more than one language?

(For the Americans, by ‘read fluently’ I mean to be able to read, say, The Hunger Games, at a quick pace, in more than one language, and actually understand it without looking words up)