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immortality, you get to watch EVERYONE ELSE DIE but can't die yourself

do you think there is a fate worse than death?

once... that was the first time i blacked out and the first time i had a seizure. i spent around 30 minutes in a chair feeling like i'm about to faint, the door was knocked on and my dad told me to answer it and i opened the door said something and immediately fell backwards and hit my head causing a physical trauma induced seizure...

have you ever had a pre-syncope (almost fainting) spell that lasts for more than 10 minutes

They’re both pronounced ii-gull here

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

not just stores... hospitals, schools, therapist offices, doctor offices, dentists, etc

Do you avoid going to a certain store because you once had a mortifying experience there?

I saw polycule first and lesbian second… I’m gonna have to reject fate and say no to the polycule. @the-adhd-sorcerer is mine and only mine, and I’m hers and only hers.

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

worst is twitter, second is tiktok, third is reddit... imho

Sweaty booba

I'm losing it

i wanna be that cat...

If you’re a straight male, you consider mushrooms to be phallic and yet you eat them… are you really straight?

Also fun fact: mushrooms are really similar to coral, they’re made up of micro organisms, they build structures to throw their offspring, and they’re often times found in large clusters.

Mushrooms aren’t vegan because they’re animals not plants, just like coral.