You Didn’t Ask Me But I Pick The One With Purple Undies… Because Purple And Literally No Other Reason

vanilla minecraft isn't fun

Do you have any hot takes?

no... and if you i suggest getting a medical professional's opinion

do you get pins and needles at least once a day?

I don’t stutter, but I do have a speech impediment…

do you stutter?

if you think they have to keep the song gay but not the straight song straight you're a hypocrite and not cool

okay so we’ve established that if you cover a straight love song as the “opposite” gender as the original singer (girl->boy or boy->girl) you have to keep the original pronouns and sing it gay, but what do we say to covering a gay song? do you keep the original pronouns and make it straight, or change the pronouns and keep it gay?

if you made a cover of a gay song as the gender opposite the original singer, should you change the pronouns to keep it gay?

i don't think i should answer this... oh wait you mean metaphorically, well yeah, if you haven't you're kinda weird ngl

have you thrown anyone under the bus?

I would steal your spot on a bed… but only to keep it warm for you :3

Does your pet try to steal your spot on the couch/bed/chair when you get up?

Seriously though… literally one of the scariest thoughts I have is that @the-adhd-sorcerer will leave me… one way or another…

If you’re a straight male, you consider mushrooms to be phallic and yet you eat them… are you really straight?

Also fun fact: mushrooms are really similar to coral, they’re made up of micro organisms, they build structures to throw their offspring, and they’re often times found in large clusters.

Mushrooms aren’t vegan because they’re animals not plants, just like coral.

So, me and my owner @the-adhd-sorcerer play a twitch chat game with Pokemon, they added eggs recently, I looked at the requirements to hatch and was like “fuck that”, so I went to try and trade it… but they’re untradeable, and they give so little Mon for selling, they may as well not exist imho.

All the Pokemon fan games that get consistently updated usually end up losing me real quick, I like the games I get into as they are… adding or removing things from them makes me lose interest faster than the space shuttle re-entered atmosphere when it was in use.

Edit: mon = money, my dyslexic ass didn’t catch the mistake and I can’t edit that text block.

Nuh uh, I’m anemone