*vaporeon Noises Intensify*

worst is twitter, second is tiktok, third is reddit... imho

If i were in the good place I could cuddle with my cutie gf all I wanted :3

spin the wheel on one of my favourite pieces of media

stole this idea from here.

if you have tumblr and reddit one community will hate you guaranteed

Should i get reddit?

Mostly just wanna look at the "all time top" on a few communities, but for a lot of them you gotta use the app, which i assume means you have to be logged in. (it it matters at all its not really nsfw communities, guess they just allow it, or don't wanna do whatever is done to be reviewed)

With how much they seem to care about up/down votes i think id be too stressed about it to actually say or post anything, so don't know if its actually worth it, or if they dislike when people don't interact much?

Absolutely… I wish my ripped jean booty shorts fit me still…

Have I achieved levels of hotness yet?

Call me dude and I’ll rip my balls off infront of you and force you to eat them

Do you view the word "dude" as gendered?

If you’re a straight male, you consider mushrooms to be phallic and yet you eat them… are you really straight?

Also fun fact: mushrooms are really similar to coral, they’re made up of micro organisms, they build structures to throw their offspring, and they’re often times found in large clusters.

Mushrooms aren’t vegan because they’re animals not plants, just like coral.

yes... not emotionally, but definitely mentally and physically

Do you find that you have a bigger reaction to pain if you're around a close person as opposed to when you're alone?

don't drive so no

Do you take your shoe off to drive? (It can't just be me 😥)