I Still Get Excited When My Friends Refer To Me As Their Friend

Fight the system by doing things that make you happy

To the person I have known for most of my life and have spent more time with than anyone else excluding my parents:

“So, are we like friends?”

I love run on sentences because not only are they useful for writing a more cohesive story, they let you add as many words in your essay as you want, and you can also torment the reader by having only commas as pauses for breath.

Oh gosh darn I’ve had so much fun I’m not allowed to have any for a few days

If I could curl up in a ball and turn to stone as soon as possible that would be ideal thank you

Corban minixode

Telemachus as that one pic ft. Argos

When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.

Troy story is my eighth favorite book. I love my hopeless homos

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out