Shoutout To The Fairy Who Passed These Out To My Table And Then Just Completely Disappeared

Fuck you, City of Ur!

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Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!

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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?

A psychic link between people, but there's a communication issue between people who think narratively in words, and people who don't. Like one of them is like "huh so you really think in abstract wordless vibes and visions, like my dog?" and the other one is like "girl can you shut up? I don't care about what you're planning for lunch, I- what do you mean you're talking to yourself? Inside your own fucking head??"

imagine if your dad ever shut the fuck up. then keep imagining

Or you just forget every relevant fact about the topic the moment it feels like a conflict

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