This hit a little too close to home for me.
Y/N: Keep your eyes closed, I have a surprise!
*Peter Pan with his eyes closed*
Peter Pan: Did you stop overthinking?
*Y/N quickly turns to face him*
Y/N: I said SURPISE not MIRACLE!
I GOT A MOUSE AND I NAMED HIM AFTER YOU
AWW HES SO CUTE
Chris:Fuck a heatwave,a goth never gets too warm.
*One Hour Later*
Chris:I have heatstroke.
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Had a thought so I’m making a headcannon about it
Being neighbors with Ricky Olson without knowing he’s in a band would include:
• waving to each other while he’s out writing on his porch as you do yoga on your own porch
• him asking you to water his plants while he’s gone on a “business trip”
• inviting the other over for dinner if one of you made too much food
• seeing all the guitars in his house and asking about them to which he replies “yeah I play, it’s an old hobby”
• talking to each other loudly from across the porches rather than just meeting in the middle of the shared backyard
• turning to a random channel on the tv only to see Ricky performing Rhea Ripley’s entrance for Wrestlemania
• seeing him the next day and remarking playfully: “you know playing for 70,000 people at Wrestlemania is a bit extreme for a hobby”
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Ricky: Give me two reasons why I should NOT film you. Vinny: Uh... Vinny: holds up right middle finger, then the left Ricky: Alright, those aren't reasons, but I'll accept them because we have fucked up senses of humor.