How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

How come a badger would fuck up a coyote

you wouldn’t necessarily clock this from just looking at one, but all species of badger are basically just little fucked-up biological TANKS with hearts full of murder.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

adorable murder.

to start with, badger skin is so tough that it can resist most attempts by other predators to bite through it, and is also very loose so that even if it’s grabbed by a larger creature, the badger can still turn around and bring its own claws and teeth into the situation!

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

which is very bad.

and on top of this, badgers are STUPID strong and ridiculously hardy- badgers can shrug off just about any injury that doesn’t kill them outright and will immediately seek retribution by attempting to open you up with those big ol claws like a can of beans being fed into an industrial shredder.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

badgers can even 1v1 fucking BEARS and walk off without a scratch, they’re that op.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

no, I was not kidding.

the coyote, a fragile creature built for speed and maneuverability, would stand NO chance if it tried to start shit with the badger, and they both know it.

How Come A Badger Would Fuck Up A Coyote

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