Someday I'll Stop Making Comics About Bill's Passion For Silly Straws

Two panel colored digital comic. Panel one: baby Bill Cipher holds a 2D cup  with a pink liquid in it and a blue silly straw that wiggles back and forth. Panel two: a close up on the cup, captioned "2D silly straw. It just zigzags."
Colored digital comic. Panel one: there's a bar with a couple of bar stools and a couple abandoned shots. Bill Cipher, covered in soot and letting off smoke, wearing a heavy, serious, distant look, floats toward the bar. Panel two: Bill sits at the bar, grips the edge, and stares at his hands as someone off screen asks, "Hey, pal. Rough day?" Panel three: Bill looks up and says, "Yep. Yeah. Uh-huh. First day in the third dimension. And I Just incinerated my home dimension. The whole thing." The off screen bartender says, "Oh. ... So! Something strong?" Bill says, "And fruity." Panel four: Bill's hard look has broken and, voice getting increasingly shaky and small, he says, "With one of those... little umbrella things? I love those." The bar tender says, "You got it, buddy." Bill says in a tiny voice, "Thank you."
Panels 5 & 6: Hands laced on the bar, looking down at them, and looking increasingly sad, Bill thinks to himself, "Now what? Mom and dad are dead. Everyone's dead. Everything's gone. Way to go, Billy, you really showed 'em. I'm all alone. I'm gonna be alone FOREVER! They're never coming back and it's ALL MY FAULT! I'm the one who should be dead! What do I have left to live f—" Panel 7: The bartender says, "Here's your drink, buddy." and sets down some kind of wine glass with a bright pink drink, a strawberry on the rim pierced with a lime green paper umbrella, and a teal curly straw. Bill looks up at the drink worriedly. Panel 8: Bill slams his hands on the bar top and shouts, "WHAT!"
Panel nine: a closeup on the drink, captioned, "Silly straw loops in 3D." Panel ten: a closeup on Bill's eye. It's wide, sparkly, and filled with starry-eyed wonder. Panel 11: Bill holds up the drink, looks upward, and thinks, "Maybe there's still something worth living for."

someday i'll stop making comics about bill's passion for silly straws

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Since the post about differences in translation in regards to Kaito and Kokichi's relationship was unfortunately deleted, I've taken it upon myself to make my own for posterity's sake.

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NISA: Geez… you're such a naive dude.

OG: 。。。ったく、テメーはピユアなやろうだな。/ …Geez, you're such a pure guy.

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NISA: Well, we come from different backgrounds. So for now, let's agree to disagree. No one's ever called me naive before. And from Kaito? Seriously?

OG: まあ、百田ちゃんとオレの話が合わないのわ最初あきらめているけど。。。 / Well, I'd already given up on seeing eye to eye with Momota-chan since the beginning… ピュアなんて言われてのわ初めてだよ。オレみたいに嘘つきがさ。/ But that's the first time someone's called a liar like me pure.

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NISA: Maki Roll, cut it out! You'll get killed if you don't!

OG: ハルマキ、もうやめろ!それ以上やったらマジで死ぬぞ!/ Harumaki, stop already! Any more than that and he'll seriously die!

Kaito's response to Maki saying he shouldn't have cooperated with Kokichi is translated to sound like he was pestered into it. In the original, it sounds like he's seriously reflecting on Kokichi's state of mind throughout the game.

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NISA: It was kinda hard to ignore such an annoying guy. Geez… I wonder how far ahead he planned this evil scheme of his.

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NISA: He was a lying sack of shit.

OG: 。。。あいつは筋金入りの嘘つきだったぜ。/ …He was a liar to the core.


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9 months ago

ok no I have to share smth from TBOB bc its driving me crazy

A screenshot from The Book Of Bill, where in Ford's handwriting it says "As a recovering Cipherholic myself"

why did you say it like that Ford. Why are you talking about Bill like he was literally a drug. This is some of the gayest shit Ive seen in my life.

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5 months ago

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