Starting this new year off terribly with gaining weight, but I'm gonna look on the bright side and say that I managed to keep it from going back to 260lbs and still am. I hope I'll lose at least 50+ pounds by the end of this year so I can be at 200 for the next and then lose another 50 so I can be at a healthy weight.
i'm horny okay maybe
Ace: If one of us (first years) fall into the water and can't swim, who will you save first?
Yuu: Grim.
Deuce: Can't say we didn't see that coming...
Don't even get me started on his excuse at the festival.
Ian Basilios, The Crown Prince.
Running a quest for true love while prohibiting his fiancee to dump him.
Beware of the Villainess!
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Ya' know, Crowley has been making me do too much of his work and chores these days.
Deuce: Is that why you're always so tired during classes?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes, so I've been thinking about committing a crime to get back a him.
Ace: Well, you could always try arson or something.
Epel: Arson is too much dude. Start small, like school property damage or vandalism.
Deuce: HELLO? DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE THE PERFECT IDEAS?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: No, no, this is good. Keep 'em coming.
Ace and Yuu are respectively the embodiment of "Mixed Messages" and "Red Flags" by Tom Cardy and no one can convince me otherwise.
And because I can't draw it (yet) I need someone to draw this, it's too perfect and hilarious not to.
Jesus, it just got sadder after ADecue
I'm curious about the first years' reaction to why can't I be your spouse.
I think it'd be hilarious
part one/part 2
A ha yes, hilarious. I am so sorry.
Ace is struck mute. The blush starts at the tips of his ears, spreads across his face, and down across his neck. Because you don't want him. That's the reason right? He's your best friend. You're his. That's your dynamic. It keeps you both safe from any complications or unnecessary feelings but god if you're just going to look up at him and bat your eyes trying to hold back tears at the thought of not being his? "Jeez, we're still in school you know? Ask again later." You won't get a chance to do that, Ace wants to be the one to ask. You deserve that much from him with how much he teases you, or so he says.
There are two ways I can see this question going with Deuce. He's oblivious to the nature of his own feelings: "Because you are meant to get married to someone you love?" He's overwhelmed with distress when you start to cry at his words, but he doesn't understand the source of the pain. Love is a heavy word, and sure he does love you, your best buds! But marriage is extremely serious and sure he's had dreams about you guys living together and stuff like that but he's sure that's just a friendship thing. Not that he ever dreams about doing that with Ace...
If he does know he's in love with you that little question will make Deuce start panicking because of how expensive weddings are. He will be very happy for you to be his spouse, just give him some time please <3
"Because you're not staying." Jack has accepted you are the one he's been waiting for, but he's never verbalized it until now. He's a bit disappointed if he's honest, not with who you are but with the circumstances under which you've met. He modeled his dreams of what his spouse would be like off of his parents and grandparents, he would love you and you would love him. You would be together forever and build a little life together. But you are from a different world and will have to go home some day, he doesn't get to keep you and he doesn't have the option of getting over you. His only option is to deny that he wants you as his spouse until his soul prevents him from doing it anymore, no matter how happy hearing you ask to be his make him feel.
Epel is happy to hear you say that, but it's a bittersweet happiness. Epel wants you to be saying that because you think he's cool. Because you think of him as a manly man who you can rely on to provide for you and keep you safe from all of the monsters you've faced so far. But he knows you pretty well at this point, he doesn't think that you rely on him because you think he's cool. Maybe that's a goods thing though, you've never been judgemental of who he is even if the words you use to describe him aren't the exact ones he wants just yet. That doesn't mean "spouse" isn't how he wants to describe you, and he's not shy of letting you know that. Just this once.
Sebek doesn't answer at first. He doesn't yell either, nor does there appear to be a gathering storm on his face. He looks despondent, not the look you would want on the face of someone when you start talking about getting married. "Because I have treated you in a truly abominable manner most unfitting of my rank based on a prejudiced view of your character." Anyone who looks at him can see that he's in love, that he has no objection to you being his spouse. But he can't have that, he's unworthy. Not that you wants you to take this personally, he is used to being inadequate. Just let him savor the happiness he felt from hearing you say you wanted to be his in the first place. It is more than he deserves for how cruel he has been to you.
Happy birthday
How about a random blurb about something you like?
Everybody, go listen to the Epic Musical. Literally Jorge was my top artist this year because I listen to every saga on repeat for days on end.
Lowkey, I have a little thing with my fankids putting on a stage performance of it like I like to imagine while bored at work. 🤣
Minors DNI Not much about me,my interests change rather frequently. Horny and wholesome hours. I'm just gonna post random stuff or anything interesting that happened during the day. She/her 19+ Ask me anything
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