So there’s this girl in my French class who’s annoyed by me and dislikes me cuz I don’t stop YAPPING my GOD. So today was her birthday. As a gift, I taped paper over my mouth and wrote the french word for “silence” on it, and it didn’t talk at all for the entire class. She might not appreciate it but she got what she wanted when she told me to shut up yesterday :D
Uhh so I lost my mind and went to freaking WATTPAD to see if they had any good Gerard x Reader FICS where MCR is, y'know, being MCR.
Tell me why Y/N has the most dramatic ass life in every single one like:
-Parents died in terrorist attack
-Dad died of cancer, causing Y/N to sing Cancer at his funeral 😭
-Got pushed off the line of a slide in a water park onto hard concrete and broke something
-Got pregnant, got in car crash on the way home from the ultrasound, had miscarriage, Gee in a coma for 3 weeks.
-Gets abused by a extremely drunk Gerard, then he goes through a mental breakdown, then apologizes
-Gets beaten near death by ex-classmates, then MCR suddenly spawns in to save Y/N because why the fuck not
-Gerard coked out of his mind
-My aunt who's been texting Y/N about an emergency has actually fucked off to another country and the one texting her is actually the owner of her old aunt's house who got the aunt's phone, and is a creep
-Basically gets called a pick me for having depression by a fan
-SH scenes with no warning like wtf man don't do this to me
-SO MUCH BS I SWEAR
I just mean...there's angst, and then there's an absolute trainwreck
Me but a prettier version of me that actually wears the clothes in my closet that i like
🤯🤯 omg mcr i’m quaking in my boots
i’m just gonna say that i tag all my moots and the ones who actually see this are the ones that will do it soooo yeah becuz i’m a loser
I made a quiz + tag game cuz I was bored
Do this picrew and this quiz that I made and post your results! And tag some people ofc :) Here's mine:
@evry1h8s-me @castleburns @iridescentcrow @faint-i-wont-be-ignored @zombi-teeth // open tags :)
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
I needed this but I didn't know I needed this until I got it and I'm sure someone out there needs this so here it is for people who need this
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
DANGER DAYS MCR FANART WIP @)@%!!!!!!
“this is frankie’s first show with us” 😭
pt.2
good times
Dude what is going on with the Top 40 radio in my area
I walked into the car and they started playing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" what is happening
Mom: How old is this song even?
Me: 2005?
Mom: Oh my god this is 20 years old
Me: AuGh it's 2025 I'm OLD
Mom: This isn't even Top 40 what
Me: Idk
Mom: Oh speaking of P!ATD I saw this thing that was Panic! at the Costco on a t-shirt lol
Me: What
And then Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter came on. How tf u go from 2000s emo silly top hat man to "THAT'S THAT ME ESPRESSOO"
Idk why I'm sharing this story I just think it's funny ig
Thx 4 reading or skipping thru that to read this line; if you see this post you are AWESUM <3
i'm a petekey truther not bc i think for sure 100% they actually banged but bc the concept makes me rabbid. as in a bunch of silly emo teenage girls had their own "summer of likes" their own real crushing fleeting loves and they saw these two boy banders and decided to pour themselves into what could have been. they decided to obsess over it bc if these idols of theirs had a gross complex relationship and lived to tell the tale maybe they could too. like who gaf if they actually had an epic insane mutual summer romance or if they just got rly intoxicated once and flopped around and sort of banged and pete decided to make it his whole personality or if it realisticly never happened and pete wentz is just really good at saying weird borderline poetic gay shit on livejournal .. DOESN’T MATTER. bc it's Real for some fangirl going thru it and that's fucking beautiful to me. fandom and community and projecting yourself onto the world around you and things that ended too soon
I'm bored af so I'm on Tumblr now ig :D | minor | MCR obsessed and it's pretty much the only thing I post about | mentally a millenial who refuses to grow up | she/they (don't tell anyone tho cuz the closet is starting to get a little cozy) | i play games idk what else to add
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