Haven’t Been Posting Much Art So Here’s The Silly Clown Fam

Just read objectified in like 2 hrs and it was hella peak my favs r defo wagyu and mushroom also FUCK minty idc how funny he is I DESPISE that whore and I wish citrus ATE HIM when he had the chance AAURRGGHH but omg I need a physical release of this thing the art is actually breathtaking and every time there’s a horror scene the visuals always leave me craving more than the last omggg gguuhfgugghh I NEEEED to hold this comic in my hands please please please grrrrr

Toxic yaoi award goes to Alex Bale x His Muse bc Alex “breaks up” with this thing like 4 times just to come crawling back like 5 mins later every time IM CRYING WHY DOES HE SPEAK TO IT LIKE ITS HIS BOYFRIEND HELPPPPP

​do you see the vision.

yes I know that the muse is a metaphor for the algorithm but cmon it’s so funny like what do you mean “if we wanna continue this relationship then we gotta work on our communication skills” like bro just get a couples therapist ONG!! 😭😭

(Dont even get me started on the oncest-ass shipping potential that is Alex x Muse!Alex oh my god.)

Weekly "Tumblr is supirior to every other god forsaken 'social' app" rant but i literally hate insta and tiktok users so much oh my god theyre so annoying and out of touch and dramatic and unfunny like god i feel like just POSTING on instagram and then closing out the app as fast as possible still is too much time on that god damn app. yknow i would post this rant on stories but then id get half of the "friends" that i follow all up in my dms copypasting "sybau 😂🥀" like the unoriginal brainless fucks they are. I obviously dont want everyone to respond with "omg river this is a banger rant!" but jesus christ if one more lil negative nancy tells me to shut up im just gonna start blocking them i dont care if ive known you for one day or 5 years youre getting that big bright red shiny block button shoved right up your digital ass and then tied shut with your overgrown asshole hairs. Im so glad tumblr exists because god forbid i post a social blog-like update on the SOCIAL app. the worst part is that none of my other friends would ever say that to eachother and if I said it to THEM theyd shit their pants and cry themselves to sleep because they apparently didnt learn to treat others how you wanna be treated in kindergarten.

THIS IS SO SCRUMDIDDLYUMPTIOUS HSBFSKGNKSKSODNF ESPECIALLY BILL AND JOSH BRO 🤩🤩

hii giving tumblr another shot cuz i'm kinda bored :p

YOOOOO

trans flag but it hasn't bloomed yet

He calls him my boy cuz muse is a car seat headrest fan guys trust im actually Alex bale fr and i can confirm this

Toxic yaoi award goes to Alex Bale x His Muse bc Alex “breaks up” with this thing like 4 times just to come crawling back like 5 mins later every time IM CRYING WHY DOES HE SPEAK TO IT LIKE ITS HIS BOYFRIEND HELPPPPP

​do you see the vision.

yes I know that the muse is a metaphor for the algorithm but cmon it’s so funny like what do you mean “if we wanna continue this relationship then we gotta work on our communication skills” like bro just get a couples therapist ONG!! 😭😭

(Dont even get me started on the oncest-ass shipping potential that is Alex x Muse!Alex oh my god.)

The fact that half of my kins are either waving their arms in some way or staring off into nothingness says a lot about me I think

Being an ex DreamSMP fan is my fandom equivalent to doing something really embarrassing and/or illegal in high school because I’m convinced it’s gonna follow me forever and I’m never going to escape it like I’m going to go to a job interview and the boss is going to have some kind of DNI list on the wall and It’s gonna be mandatory that I write down every fandom I’ve ever been in on my resume and it’s gonna determine if I can apply or not.

I decre that everyone should read tommyinnits guide to survival while taking a candle lit bubble bath for maximum enjoyment.

Life is good yo 🙏🙏