Woooo Baby!!!! Take It Off!!! Take It All Off...starting With The Bra

I LOVE SELENA GOMEZ SOOO MUCH! Hot body, beautiful face, lovely personality. 😍

fat girls are hella pretty reblog if you agree

I LOVE pretty fat girls

Reblog if you love pretty fat girls 💦😍

Wow! That’s badass! I love seeing a girl that can really take it all the way

Piece of Advice

If any of you are feeling down or depressed, listen to some Christina Aguilera songs from her first CD. Its helps me enough so that I don't lose my mind thinking of all the shit I gotta deal with in my life. My favorites are "Blessed" and "Love for all seasons".

Sooo ready for the Western Conference Finals to start and see the Anaheim Ducks put a beating on the Chicago Blackhawks and silence the critics that say the Ducks don't amount to anything against the Hawks!! GO DUCKS!

It was a slow night at the strip club and one of the drink girls sits down next to me and starts to chat.  She’s very sweet and has a smoking hot body, huge tits spilling out of whatever blouse and jacket outfit they make the drink girls wear.  I ask her for a lap dance and at first she resists, saying that it would be against the rules and all that. So we keep talking and after a few minutes she says “what the hell” and starts  stripping down to her lingerie.  The bouncers are totally fine with this, I guess she was just sizing me up and decided I wasn’t going to be a total jerk to her.

I’m staring in awe at her huge fake tits and wondering why she’s working as a drink girl rather than a dancer.  She notices my gaze, laughs, and says “boob man eh?  here’s something you’ll enjoy!”  Reaching down to my pants, she unhooks my belt and pulls it out of the belt loops.  She toys with the belt in her hands and playfully slaps it against her tits for a minute before wrapping it around her chest.  In one motion she reaches back, removes her bra, and replaces it with a belt bra holding her tits in place.  All using my belt!

“You know what I love about holding my boobs in place with a belt?”

I was mesmerized and had no answer.

“Well let me show you!”

She led me off he main floor and the night was even more fun from there…

The next morning I woke up alone back in my hotel room, passed out in bed… and still missing my belt.  I never got that belt back!

My favorite and most loved are Ivy Doomkitty, Baby Pancakes, MarieDoll, AniMia, and EnvyUs. The most beautiful and wonderful girls around :)

Me

Sexy Ashley Alexiss

The Autographed suicidegirlsoficial book i got last weekend at wondercon2015. Love it!!!