Headcannon:Remus Had A Truly Unhealthy Addiction To Coke Zero, Like That Man Truly Couldn't Function

One time, Gideon and Fabian ruined one of the Marauder's pranks and upstaged it with one of their own. And that's how the biggest prank war in the history of Hogwarts started. I'm talking stressed teachers, terrified but also widely entertained students, the Marauders staying up all night to plan the most elaborate plans, the twins giving the biggest side eyes, glitter and fireworks left and right,hair changing colors, absolute CHAOS. It all came to a stop when the Marauders almost took the giant squid out of the lake, at which point McGonagall had to intervine and give everyone a detention for the rest of the semester, a ban from Quinditch and a serious threat of getting expelled

There are very few things in this life that I love more than the headcannon that Hannibal was the one who performed top surgery on Will and then just... kept his boobies,cooked them, and ate them

Tumblr really got me realising that I'm to my core an attention whore. I open this app see two new likes and I just sit there giggling "oh my god two people actually liked something I said stahp" LIKS GIRL STOP THATS SO EMBARRASSING FOR ME LET ME PLAY NONCHALANT AGAIN

Dipper with severe anxiety is a headcannon so dear to me. Stanley doesn't really get it, but he remembers that his brother occasionally used to shake like that, and his breathing would also, out of nowhere, abruptly get quicker like Dipper's. The first time he saw Dipper get a panic attack, he felt like he was 7 once again watching his brother hypervilating,shaking, telling him not to tell anything to their parents. The difference was that this time, he didn't just stand there, dumbfounded and confused, but he went over and hugged Dipper until he stopped crying. Dipper was really embarrassed about it, afraid that his uncle now thought him weak or not masculine enough, but he couldn't stop himself from laughing when he saw Stanley reading book "how to approach a kid with anxiety - a parents guide" like a fucking confused dad

Satoru was absolutely distraught for weeks after Suguru's death, so Shoko had to take care of him constantly. She brought him meals,made sure he drank water, sat next to him while smoking nd pretended she didn't notice him crying (he hates people perceiving him as weak),informed him about jujutsu news and silly gossip.She never really got to grieve Geto, one of her best friends, because she was too busy trying not to lose Gojo in his grief

In his teenage years Gojo really wasn't the type to take pictures - selfies, places, people, he generally had the Facebook mum attitude of "live in the mood, don't try to capture it". After Geto died, all Gojo wanted to do was look at pictures of his ex best friend, his beloved, because he was terrified by the prospect of forgetting Geto's face. He had encountered so many dead jujutsu sorcecers that after a while their faces started to blur together and he couldn't stand the idea of forgetting anything about Geto's face - the way his eyes crinkled when he smiled, the way he threw his head back when he laughed, the way his hair always seemed to fall in front of his eyes. He was devastated when he discovered how few pictures he had of Geto, how many of the moments they shared could only be found in the labyrinth that was his brain. Because of that, because of his constant fear of losing his beloved, he takes pictures all the time. Megumi is fucking tired of it at this point. Yuuji, Nobara and Megumi will be doing the most simple stuff and they'll suddenly hear the click of Gojo's phone. Shoko will be literally cutting someone open when Gojo decides to take a picture of her. Not only that but he prints them and keeps them in a little box in his office. They don't know how he looks at them everytime he feels anxious or stressed, or how he carries one of the only pictures he has of him and Geto alongside a picture of him and Shoko and one of Megumi laughing on his birthday in his wallet at all times

Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite

""Why didn't you do this?" "Why didn't you do that?" I was probably sleeping

Regulus' funeral was the first time Sirius saw his family again after he moved out. He thought he could handle it, he had to for Regulus, but what he couldn't handle was them standing emotionless, impassive, looking almost bored, as the coffin of his brother, the man who always tried so hard to please his parents, was being lowered to the ground. And Sirius just snapped. Grief came crashing down on him and he broke down crying,yelling that it was their fault, that they had brainwashed Regulus and set him up for this, that they were heartless monsters who cared for nothing but their legacies. He stayed at Regulus' grave long after the funeral, hugging the stone, knowing it was the first time he had hugged his brother since they were 14. Knowing that he never hated Regulus, he never could hate Regulus, that was his younger brother after all, the boy who looked at him with stats in his eyes, and knowing that Regulus died thinking his older brother despised him

ALRIGHT FUN!

The Secret History, If We Were Villains, The Lies of Licke Lamora, The Pictire of Dorian Gray, Frankestein, metaphors, movies, Berserk and the dynamic between Gryffitj and Guts, homoeroticism and internalised homophobia in mainstream media, Hannibal

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Creating my own tag game cause I can

Say one thing that is not your main fandom that you could rant about for hours then tag mutuals you wanna get to know <33

I personally could talk about generational differences along with sibling roles and dynamics for ever it fascinates me

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