scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too
nothing makes me happier than knowing that young disabled kids are going to watch pjo and find themselves in these characters and in this world the same way i did when i was young and undiagnosed
2025 MONACO GP : P11
GR: Maybe a plane can fly over and put water on the track at a random point... Maybe this is the solution, maybe another good solution is we do the LEGO racing instead. I don't know. Maybe instead of 2 pitstops, we have 15. I don't know! (...) That's why I'm part of the GPDA! These wise ideas don't come from many people!
The Tortured Poets Department wallpapers - So Long, London
Down Bad | So Long, London | But Daddy I Love Him
It's exactly eight minutes pass ten o'clock (should be on bed and soundly sleeping) BUT, I just came here to laugh and tell y'all;
If I don't answer anyone tomorrow, that means I really pissed Miguel O'Hara; because tonight I was working in a varsity/bomber jacket based on him and Gwen's Spider-woman and when I went to the bathroom, a spider just popped out of nowhere and was going in my direction. So, as the brilliant dumbass I am; just smashed her and thought:
"Well, if that's my canon. Then I must say: SORRY BITCH, I WANT TO BE SCARLET WITCH OR BLACK WIDOW; NOT A CURSED-TO-LOSE-EVERYBODY-CLOSE DAMN SPIDER PERSON! FUCK U MIGGY AND FUCK CANON"
And I didn't stop laughing since, well; good luck for me and let's pray he don't show up to chase me🥲🤫
DAYUMMMMMM....
I'm not even halfway through the Aurora tour in Daisy Jones and The Six book; AND I ALREADY fell in love with Camilla & Karen.
the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.