Why This Got Me Boppin At My Desk Tho Lol

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October 16, 2006

a true male feminist will be bisexual. attracted to women in case there's a woman who wants you and attracted to men in case there's a fujoshi who wants to watch you have gay sex.

Asra Charm Keychain!

A little magician friend to accompany you on your adventures!

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Sad Asra. Sadsra?

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

Brandon Lee, The Crow (1994)

For the ask meme you posted could I request both 1 and 2 for Asra?

@pr1nc3-0f-d4rkn3ss Thank you!!

1. A fun headcanon

One time when Lucio had a new marble statue set up at the entrance of the palace and Asra was twelve, Asra decided to fuck with him by telling Muriel and a small group of mutual friends that he had special plans for the new artwork.

Asra would stand around the statue everyday for at least fifteen to ten minutes before he was chased away by guards. He kept this up for a week before Lucio finally noticed a pattern, along with overhearing rumors (that Asra started) that the little magician was planning to sabotage his new masterpiece.

The count demanded three guards around the art work at all times of the day to deter any of Asra pranks.

Only for Asra to turn around and sabotage one of Lucio's other beloved gold statues by throwing bird seed around the structure and leading a large flock of birds to take a crap on it.

2. A sad headcanon

I'm using my apprentice for this, after Asra brought Claudia back and it was clear that any memories of her past, at that time, were going to harm her into a catatonic state. He hid trinkets, clothes, her aunt's belongings (except for her shawl that he missed), and her gold bangles from Matabele around the shop since he couldn't bear to get rid of some of those treasured items.

For everything else that he couldn't hide, he either gave them to Muriel for safe keeping or burned them in a bonfire like Claudia's diary that she kept during the Red plague.