Whenever I See My Dad (or Any Dad) Texting I Always Think About Hag Edgeworth

hes sooo

"Your supporters are keeping you from leaving! Nice!"

[unnecessarily long-winded and overly sappy tangent about how much Phoenix Wright and the franchise he represents means to me goes here]

as much as I love Narumitsu fanfics where Phoenix gets into trouble and almost dies, and Miles experiences extreme suffering and then hugs Phoenix in tears because everything turned out well, i think that after “Bridge to the Turnabout” Miles won’t give a fuck . Because he already knows that Nick just can't die and he hadn’t even heard about the incident with the poison necklace or fire extinguisher yet.

-Mr. Edgeworth...I'm sorry...Your husband was shot and he is now in the hospital. We don't know if he will survive...

-Great, now I have to postpone our dinner at the restaurant because this idiot didn’t make it to court on time. Why did I marry him?

And an hour later he arrives on a bicycle unharmed and wins the case completely unprepared. A typical day in the life of Phoenix Wright

I MISSED THE WRIGHT CAMEO IN AAI1

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

omg i just saw this tiktok on my local fyp, the commoner is in my area doing the cat shadow trend…. look at my top 10 hero dawgg

bonus cheebs:

random sherlock + wato scenes <3

i may be wrong but i could swear the fic went like this!!!

blasts my transgender beam

there’s this post on pinterest pointing out young ema has three matching molecule pins of H2O (it's on her outfit on the lab coat) and how she gave the oxygen pin to Phoenix, the one on his beanie!!! where he put the hidden camera!!!! i can’t believe i never noticed this. never really paid attention to the details😭 and the other hydrogen pin is given to Apollo but i'm not too sure about that cos it's only in some official art, and some comments said it's also seen in Klavier's possession too. still it's such a nice detail. and she keeps the remaining hydrogen pin on her science stuff bag she brings everywhere.