It's The 19th Of April. You Know What That Means. It's Disbarment Day!

also old but gold, still love that thing

mikotoba having japanese pet names for sholmes… sholmes liking the sound of mikotobas voice when he speaks in his native tongue… mikotoba saying “i love you” to sholmes in japanese or sholmes attempting to say it himself… sholmes trying to learn japanese so he can feel closer to mikotoba…

I DONT EVEN CAREEEEE

leonor fini posing with one of her masks in 1934 except it’s herlock fucking sholmes

Phoenix is very Elle Woods coded

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

this has been in my wips for a million years and i have finally finished it!!!! yay lawyers :)

I remembered I have this tweet screenshotted, Klemapollo brain took over, and I've been laughing for 10 minutes

Jesus Christ is my favourite ace attorney character

Phoenix presents such an enigma to me. He is incredibly messy, yet he obsessively cleans the toilet—hinting at a preoccupation with cleanliness but not really with neatness. He alternates between scathing snark and astounding empathy in his inner monologue. He has never bought lettuce but he doesn't think highly of eating fast food and instant noodles as the basis for one's diet. He's ridiculously openly sensitive and yet incredibly adept at bluffing. He stumbles his way through deductions until he has an epiphany that packs more genius reasoning in it than the braincells he lost bumbling earlier. He makes Greek mythology references in his head. He believes everyone can recognise bone china just by looking at it. He doesn't know what discombobulated means. He says 'eek!' when startled. He proudly states in court that even he could wear a maid outfit. He's even pedantic about the differences between ladders and stepladders.

[unnecessarily long-winded and overly sappy tangent about how much Phoenix Wright and the franchise he represents means to me goes here]