Me Watching Effortless Palou Domination And Getting War Flashbacks

Kmag and Nico committed absolute atrocities in a team wid the aerodynamic budget of 3 unripe peaches, a pit wall that cud be assembled by a child, a pit crew that was sometimes uncertain of constituted, in fact, a tire, an unhinged team principal who called them 'wankers' on several occasions, an energy drink sponsor that branded itself #BetterThanRedBull , was not available for purchase anywhere in this mortal realm, and whose twitter acc called the haas car ((that haas was paying it to sponsor)) a MILK float. They saw that and accepted the vision, not because they hoped for wins, or podiums, or God forbid, a working race strategy, they did that because that was America's team. That was gene haas' dream. Because in Canada, 2024, they sent both drivers out in full wets, overtook half the grid, and then immediately fucked it all up wid an 8 second pit stop. 10 cars in 6 laps. For nothing. Neither of them even finished in the points. Kmag told Nico to suck his balls in 2017 and 4 years later Nico wud park himself in front of bitches just so Kmag wud go ahead and target the men in front of him like he worked for Lockheed martin. This was perhaps one of the most important, significant, life altering driver pairings of current Formula 1. And I thank them for their service, and I´ll never forget it.

rooting against whoever is in the dhl car because dhl never deliver my parcels

Who at Haas sold their soul to the devil so they could get a deal with TOYOTA i really wanna know

Pierre: Charles, i don't think you get it yet. You are il predestinato, you are Ferrari's favorite son.

Pierre: everyone wants you, you know? You're like the hot girl that every guy wants

Charles confused: i'm the hot girl?

Max also confused: ...

Pierre: you are the hottest girl *leaves*

Charles: what

Charles: ...

Charles blissfuly: i'm the hot girl...

Max: ...

Max: yes you are

finally finished drawing the entire grid! really struggled with some guys but hopefully you can't tell who....

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when i say i want to eat danish pastry this is what i mean

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the way esteban and pierre have posted pictures from the podium at least 6 times EACH and i eat it up every time oh how i hate french people

i hope everyones favorites do well and i also hope all of your least favorites do terrible. ❤️

Alex Palou 🤝 Kyle Kirkwood.

The only two winners in 2025 💙

will buxton i find your love of twinkies and twizzlers incredibly endearing but that does not mean i want to hear ferruccis comments on it