I'm Not Interested In Who These Yellow Flags, Safety Cars And Red Flaga Benefit. We Can Talk About The

if there's one thing in this world you can count on, it's haas fucking up kevin's races. hearing "I don't care" from kev's mouth? about racing? you've absolutely fucked him.

I see your “Paul is Pokotho’s favorite” theory and raise you “Paul is Pokotho’s nemesis”

So here’s the thing about Pokey: he hates any voice that isn’t his own. He sees Hatchetfield and all their drama and he feels superior because he KNOWS there’s not a single person in this world whose part he can’t play better than them.

He knows their little wants and deepest desires. He understands their character motivations more deeply than those miserable ants ever could. 

Except here’s the thing. Thousands of timelines, countless different scenarios he and his brothers have dreamed up, and in all of that there’s still one question that remains unanswered:

Who the fuck is Paul?

No seriously who the hell is this guy. Like, he’s in every story but what’s his deal. What does Paul want? He wants a date with a barista. And seemingly, that’s it.

Great. Fucking riveting.

The man is nothing, he’s set dressing, he’s a total non sequitur. Plot threads walk up to him and he goes “no thanks I have better things to do” and prattles off

He doesn’t have better things to do. He never has better things to do. He’s going to go home and browse Wikipedia for an hour and then go to bed. Pokey goddamn checked. 

Even in the universe where he gets replaced with a goddamn time traveling clone, that clone’s ambition start and end with marrying that same fucking barista because he is seemingly programmed in his DNA to be BORING

He doesn’t even like musicals, the uncultured cuck.

But now Paul’s gone and made Pokey waste valuable brainpower pondering the inner life of stupid nothing mortal like he’s fucking Tinky. And Pokey’s not gonna stand for that kind of slight. 

Paul’s just like every other worthless person in his universe and Pokey’s going to prove it. He’ll wrench a story from Paul’s bloody corpse if it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. 

And he’s going to do it in SONG

race so chaotic we got a sauber fastest pit stop 😭

George rocking the Carmen Sandiego fit 😭

KMMAG PLEASE REMEMBER MCLAREN FIRED YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY VIA EMAIL AND RISE. RISE. RAIISE YOUR ANGER

Susie Wolff as the Empress (redraw):

The Empress is a mother, a creator, and nurturer. She can represent the creation of life, romance, art, or business. The Empress can represent the germination of an idea before it is ready to be fully born, and the need to be receptive to change.

The Empress is representative of the productivity of the subconscious, seeded by ideas.

She is the symbol of the feminine principle - a representation of venus and mother earth. She is nurturing, and a provider.

There is something to her that suggests a mother figure as well.

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now that there's a midwestern pope, could someone hypothetically convince him to do the prayer for the indy 500 lol

ik my goat didnt 💪💪💪💪

who has NOT been noted by race control at this point

Alex Palou 🤝 Kyle Kirkwood.

The only two winners in 2025 💙

no it 100% was :[

whyd that commercial kinda look like ai or am i tweaking