Crofty Could Easily Write Macbeth, But Shakespeare Could NEVER Spit Bars This Hard

when i say i want to eat danish pastry this is what i mean

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rooting against whoever is in the dhl car because dhl never deliver my parcels

This race has everything…a jump start (great start according to checo), lap one crash, safety car, max and lando having a dick measuring contest, sky commentators talking about max like he murdered their entire family, charles being waterboarded, the 400th race asteroid taking out dinosaur peepaw, max serving jail time, and ferrari forza-ing their way into 2nd in the constructors champion

5 rookie DNFs and Sainz 😔

Kmag and Nico committed absolute atrocities in a team wid the aerodynamic budget of 3 unripe peaches, a pit wall that cud be assembled by a child, a pit crew that was sometimes uncertain of constituted, in fact, a tire, an unhinged team principal who called them 'wankers' on several occasions, an energy drink sponsor that branded itself #BetterThanRedBull , was not available for purchase anywhere in this mortal realm, and whose twitter acc called the haas car ((that haas was paying it to sponsor)) a MILK float. They saw that and accepted the vision, not because they hoped for wins, or podiums, or God forbid, a working race strategy, they did that because that was America's team. That was gene haas' dream. Because in Canada, 2024, they sent both drivers out in full wets, overtook half the grid, and then immediately fucked it all up wid an 8 second pit stop. 10 cars in 6 laps. For nothing. Neither of them even finished in the points. Kmag told Nico to suck his balls in 2017 and 4 years later Nico wud park himself in front of bitches just so Kmag wud go ahead and target the men in front of him like he worked for Lockheed martin. This was perhaps one of the most important, significant, life altering driver pairings of current Formula 1. And I thank them for their service, and I´ll never forget it.

saw this template and couldnt NOT make an f1 post about it

template from @depsidase !

The ghost car WHILE on the onboard camera???? Insane, incredible work

“pato win” this, “newgarden 3peat” that, idc colton herta 27th to 1st all andretti podium

SAVE A HORSE ‼️

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Needed a last minute birthday cake so I called up the local bakery but they said they’re out. Oscar Piastri saved the day though 🙏💪