Let The Creators Of South Park Host The Oscars (no I Don’t Think They’d Do It) I’d Watch It

I have a head cannon that Darrel Curtis has a UNBRIDLED fear of needles, Like if he’s getting a shot he passes out upon just the sight of needles

My Queennnn 🥺🥺

Greaseball called Dinah “Miss America,” and I know it was in a condescending manner, but it gave me the headcanon of Dinah having been a former pageant queen in her teen years.

She is 100% Beauty Queen material. 💖

Your OC’s name is Ladybird? That’s epic!!! Mine is similar, her name is Birdie Mae. She’s Sodas twin and is currently dating Curly Shepard who calls her Ladybird

Aww thank you, Birdie Mae is such a cute name! fun fact her original name was Delta Dawn, like the song

@pupperminttwist

What could she do?Should’ve been a rock star.

But she didn’t have the money for a guitar.

Jenni Blanchard

What could he do? Should’ve been a politician.

But he never had a proper education.

Ritchie Hardaway

What could she do? Should have been a mother.

But she never even made it to her twenties.

Cindy-Ann Carver

A complex cheerleading stunt V.S. A bunch of 15 year old boys

(Kitty and Darry (Karry)’s first meeting

Death had always been knocking on Kitty’s door. From when her mother would lock her in her room for days without food, to when she was 13 and dropped face first in a bow and arrow stunt, she has had a scar under her lips ever since. Paranoia took up most of her mind ever since, like the grim reaper themselves had rested their head on her shoulder. The first time that gaping feeling had gone away was when she and her cheer team were practicing stunts on the sidelines while the football players were practicing on the field.

While Kitty was up in the same complex stunt (oh the joys of a flyer) the boys had gotten a little too heated and were running off the field with the ball. Where were the running? Right into the cheerleaders. Sarah’s grip on the back of her leg slipped as she was trampled to the ground, Nancy’s as well, this made Kitty fall back into the siege of blood thirsty 15 year olds. Kitty had always new she was going to die young, since she was 10. Now I know that may sound dramatic but 6 foot, 200 something pound boy v.s. 4’11, 98 pound girl? C’mon now. Maybe today would be the day, I mean, she wouldn’t have to go home to her abusive mother and whatever monster she’s with.

Her fantasy is short lived as she falls into the arms of number 67, she screams as her body more or less hits the hard padding of his football uniform, but he stays on his feet. “Are you ok!?” He asks, his worried voice muffled through his helmet. Normally she would be pissed, she had a streak going of no falls but more importantly she’d personally reserved the field for the cheerleaders. But looking into the boy’s blue-green eyes made all of her anger go away, and the feeling of paranoia stalking her since her youth.

“I’m good” Kitty mumbled as both their coaches blew their whistle trying to break up the fight happening atop the cheerleaders. The fight got broken up as the cheerleaders got back up again and the footballer had put Kitty down. “I’m Darrel Curtis, but my friends call me Darry” he shakes my hand. “I am Kathrine Lebeau, but everyone calls me Kitty” she smiles, taking his hand. Her coach blows her whistle “Lebeau! Quit mingling with the player!” She quickly takes a step back from Darry. “I will see you around?” I ask, “yeah” he smiles at me.

“What’s a ship that everyone else loves and you dislike?”

I donno…

Parry

I can go into detail and I will

I would’ve chosen Paul Rudd Paris if I was Juliet

MOTHER AND FATHER ARE GETTING MARRIED?????!!!!!!?!!!?!!!??!!? AJABDEBDVEHDBDVEH

Helen St. Micheal

Born: 1914

Died: 1932

Cause of death: undiagnosed heart disease

Primary haunting grounds: she keeps to herself, mostly hides in the theater

Relationships: a loner ghost but has hooked up with Blanchard.

Primary haunted object: she can control the lights but other than that, no physical objects.