He Buys Me Stuffies 🤝 I Let Him Stuff Me

Not sorry but the fairy lights stay ON during sex

Dom who makes you turn off auto correct so they can make fun of you for every mistake you make

My mouth can finish an argument 2 ways. It's up to you how

i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

Goodmorning 😊

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

this pride month i’m raising awareness for subs suffering from cotton candy brain. it’s a terrible condition, really: when it gets wet it melts </3