Hello .partner Who Treats Getting Me Off Like Some Kind Of Science Experiment. Just Blankly Staring Down

Send me a number (or several numbers) and I will happily answer! Or ask me something not on this list! I've always seen people do these question games and have always wanted to do one myself so I put together these questions from several similar lists circulating around on Tumblr!

Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

Are piercings sexy?

Are tattoos sexy?

Are there any sex toys you want to try?

Are you more of a dominant, submissive, or switch?

Are you rough or romantic?

Are you the jealous type?

Are you vocal during sex?

Do you have a gag reflex?

Do you kiss on the first date?

Do you like being blindfolded?

Do you like dirty talk?

Do you like hair-pulling?

Do you like it rough or romantic?

Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Do you like name-calling in bed?

Do you like seeing the evidence (bruises, bite marks, hickies)?

Do you like teasing or being teased?

Do you like to cuddle?

Do you like to swallow?

Do you like watching or being watched?

Do you prefer having foreplay or getting right to it?

Do you prefer long hair or short hair?

Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to sex?

Do you watch porn?

Have you ever cried during sex?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Have you ever had sex in the shower?

Have you ever had to use your safe word?

Have you ever spanked or been spanked in the bedroom?

Have you ever squirted before?

Have you/would you have a threesome?

Have you/would you participate in an orgy?

Have/would you ever have sex outside?

How do you feel about public displays of affection?

How many people have you had sex with?

Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

Tongue or no tongue while kissing?

What are your BDSM test results?

What are your thoughts on friends with benefits?

What do you like and dislike about oral sex?

What do you think about toys in the bedroom?

What do you wear to bed?

What is an overrated sex position?

What is an underrated sex position?

What is one thing you really like during sex that you wish happened more often?

What is something that never fails to make you horny?

What is the best sexual ego boost you’ve received?

What is the first thing that draws your attention when you meet someone new?

What is your biggest turn-off?

What is your favorite color to wear?

What is your favorite kind of foreplay?

What is your favorite kink and why?

What is your favorite part of your body?

What is your favorite pet name?

What is your favorite position in the bedroom?

What is your favorite type of non-sexual contact?

What is your newest kink?

What is your safe word?

What is your top sexual fantasy?

Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

Would you have sex on the first date?

Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfolded?

Would you rather make out or cuddle?

not to be That Guy but if someone showed me their dick and compared it mine and theirs was sooo much bigger and they started rubbing our cocks together i think i'd faint from how incredibly horny that would make me 🥴

Everybody wants a trans boyfriend until he asks if you see him as a man every five minutes

STOP giving the tboys edibles. that is CHOCOLATE. he is a DOG

now i don’t want to say that i WANT to make you cry after seeing that adorable post of yours. that would be mean! (even though i’m pretty sure you’d like that.) but it *would* possibly make me all wet and needy if tears just so happened to well up in your eyes while i give you everything you want because pretty puppies deserve it. (still gonna make you use your words and tell me exactly how to make you feel good though.) so cute and desperate and beautiful for me! hell i might cry too just from how much i love seeing you happy!

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im physically incapable of not keyboard spamming when i see your asks my brain gets too melty to do anythign else forgive me.,,

id love it if we were both all wet and teary eyed messes together :( kissing your tear stained cheeks while you make a mess of me and i stutter with my words

the type to cry during sex because i love you so much. god youre too pretty, god you feel too good. god im so lucky, god i love you

We should add a /wag tone tag so people know you're wagging your tail.

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable

I’m a simple dog, I love the floor

it's let your puppy hump your leg sunday, so you know what that means!

........ please? 🥺