Little Lambs Like Me Do A Certain Math When It Comes To Dogs:

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

sometimes all you need is a guy to lay on top of you and stay there while you talk about random things

puppyboy wagging his tail sooo hard while he’s getting fucked into the mattress

lamb coded because i have no survival instincts . if a very gorgeous wolf or doggy came up to me with their sharp teeth and big paws and cooed at me to come over , id run into their arms so fast and its not even funny

(sexting for the first time) i love you

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

hey!!!! make the fact that youre horny MY problem too!!!!!

[two people fighting over what squirt is]

person A: squirt is squirt! me: yay! person B: squirt is pee! me: yay! person A: what me: what

ugh i cant wait for the day i get to be in my own queer relationship one day :( where i get to innocently ask them how their transition is going, how the hormones have been treating them. maybe i havent started any hormones myself yet, so maybe ill casually ask them all these kinds of questions… and they just get to tell me ‘i can show you.’

i get all embarrassed, but eager. and i agree anyways, because ..who wouldn’t wanna see that?

so they sit me on the edge of our bed while they stand in front of me, shoving their pants and underwear down and god theyre so huge. spreading themselves to show themselves to me. and one thing leads to another and theyre on top of me, showing me how theyve been liking their new dick, how well they can use it too. i can feel how hard they are, how big theyre growing in, how theyre rubbing into all the right places.

they pull back for a moment. ill pant under them, thinking they just need a second, they just need to readjust. im looking up at them with glossy, half-open eyes.. already slightly fucked out, before i suddenly feel them shove themselves into me.

my eyes shoot open, but before i can react theyre already falling back forward on top of me, rutting their hips so quickly into me and my minds just blanking. and they just get to murmur into my ear about how theyre filling me so nicely, how its only gonna get better from here, how maybe ill get to grow as big as them once i start hrt, how excited they are for it :( ugh maybe one day…

Telling me to rag doll for you during sex is like mid, fine at best.

Telling your stupid puppy to play dead? 10/10 Bespoke and artisanal.