Hi Mootie Patooties ..totally Not My New Account Or Anything..

computer how do I kiss someone through a screen. computer how do I pull him through the screen so I can cuddle him. computer. computer do you hear me

im not a boyfriend im a lap dog

“me and who” me and you. i tell you what if i ever got in close distance of your titties it would be OVER dude i’d be rubbing and licking and suckling and maybe grazing my teeth a little bit until i was the one moaning

also i’m gonna need there to be a cure to having boypussy right NOW cause i’m a dirty slut and have been getting off daily to the thought of frotting recently and if i can’t frot with you until we’re whimpering messes then what is the point truly. we’re gonna have to find a way to make this work. STAT!

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typing this with one hand btw lotus… /hj

if you dont come over here NEOW im gonna go crazy… . and i think our minds are connected i genuinely cannot stop thinking about frotting its a CURSE!!!

but no worries :3 theres an easy fix for boypussy…. more testosterone!!!!! it’ll just take a bit.. lets grind our new dicks together <3

or a more quicker fix.. frotting straps together…… faints

unfortunately after some research (reading tags and reblogs) i fear we have come to the overall consensus that we have Not …

wishing you well trans scientists, i have faith in your discovery (we’re cooked)

happy trans day of visibility !! have we figured out the cure for t4t yearning yet ?

Mark your territory (me)

Is it weird I kinda like the idea of being sleep deprived (like haven't slept in days and am barely functioning) and having someone fuck me slow and lovingly until I inevitably pass out. Then they can use me however they want

touches your paw with my paw really gently

fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

Doing kinky stuff while my joints are popping like rice crispies

me? fucking myself until i’m panting and whining like a desperate whore while scrolling through your posts and imagining they’re all about us? it’s a lot more likely than you’d think

sorry i’m in slut mode again. i mean hi how are you

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hehehe oh? and how do you know theyre not about you? <33

i love love love! to hear that youre enjoying yourself and my blog!!!//! i wish i was a more active participant in helping,.. but maybe a few more new posts could help ? hehe lets be sluts together <3 !!