Pluckedchicken - The Chicken Man

People like fantasy gods right???? What if they're gay??? Do people like gay gods?????? Guess I'll find out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Election day in Canada! go vote! polls are open till like 8:30pm for the most part local time! visit elections canada's website for any info you need on how to do it! ur legally required 3hrs off work to do it if you need it!

americans please boost any election posts by canadians today (monday apr 28 2025)! u are the dominant demographic shown on our social media so we need your help to spread it please!

the government sucks and i understand feeling apathetic but voting is the easiest of the ways to hold the line on the way things are sucking!

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

Happy plagueiversary

Hi boss sorry I'm late, the night sky was alight with every colour of the rainbow while only the strongest stars shone through. Yeah, there was even this one point where it all converged right overhead and it was just so cool and looked like a bird or butterfly or something. Really made me realise how small I am in the grand scheme of everything, you know?

Yeah so anyways I'm contemplating the meaning of life now so I might not be in today.

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

mary oliver, upstream

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

six feet deep

I am mourning

I am mourning for the person I was once

I am mourning the person I could've been

I am mourning my innocence

I am mourning for the young love I never got to experience

I am mourning the girl who couldn't defend herself

I am mourning the little girl who wanted nothing but togetherness

I am mourning the little girl who dreamt of a prince who'd one day sweep her off her feet

I am mourning the woman they would've been proud of

I am mourning the woman I should be

I am mourning

I will never stop because there is still so much I have buried